they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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