Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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