Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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