Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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