no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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