Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
