Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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