I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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