just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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