You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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