I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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