Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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