Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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