Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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