what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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