so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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