i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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