I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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