He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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