But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got chris browned last night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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