Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
