What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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