38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Ketchup is God's man juice
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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