Don't you send me to vm
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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