worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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