just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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