Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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