If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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