One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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