ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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