you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
