: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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