I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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