found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Is it penis luge time yet?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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