I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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