my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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