you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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