Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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