I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
