He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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