Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He passed out mid-signature
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
