Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We are all done wearing pants today
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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