I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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