I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
