STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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