Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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