Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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