ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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