Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
