So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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