the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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