Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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