My nipple is on Facebook.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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