The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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