dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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