sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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