went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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